Side Quest Society Embroidered Sweatshirt, Funny ADHD Crewneck, Neurodivergent Gift, Executive Dysfunction Humor, Collegiate Sweater

Side Quest Society Embroidered Crewneck — Est. Eventually

For anyone who started one task, got distracted by a completely different task, and somehow ended up three side quests away from where they began.

Welcome to the Side Quest Society.
Est. Eventually. 😅

This embroidered crewneck combines neurodivergent humor with a subtle vintage collegiate aesthetic that feels like something you'd actually want to wear—not just novelty ADHD merch.

The front features SIDE QUEST SOCIETY with EST. EVENTUALLY underneath, plus the signature NeuroSpicy sparkle detail embroidered near the left wrist. It's a tiny finishing detail that's easy to miss at first glance—and that's kind of the point.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• Embroidered Side Quest Society design
• “Est. Eventually” because deadlines are more of a concept
• Signature NeuroSpicy sparkle detail on the left wrist
• Vintage collegiate / university sweatshirt feel
• Soft, cozy air-jet spun fabric
• Subtle neurodivergent humor without loud graphics
• Easy everyday fit for work-from-home days, errands, lounging, or your latest completely unnecessary side quest

Designed For

• ADHD and AuDHD adults
• Neurodivergent humans
• Executive dysfunction veterans
• Chronic hobby collectors
• People with 47 mental tabs open
• Anyone who has ever said, “Wait...what was I doing?”
• Professional and recreational side-questers

🎨 Available Colors

• Black
• White
• Forest Green
• Military Green
• Dark Chocolate
• Light Grey
• Sand


👕 Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Made to Order

Your sweatshirt is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing items on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction—thank you for supporting thoughtful, small-business shopping.

📦 Shipping & Production

• Physical product shipped directly to you
• Made to order
• Please allow production time before shipping
• Delivery times vary by location

⚠️ Please Note

• Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings
• Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white
• Please refer to the size chart before ordering

About the Brand

NeuroSpicy Solutions Studio creates practical tools, cozy goods, and relatable designs for neurodivergent brains navigating work and everyday life—with a focus on function, low-overwhelm design, and occasionally getting distracted by a really good side quest.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.