Executive (Dys)Function Dept. Raw Edge Sweatshirt – NeuroSpicy Oversized Crewneck

$64.99
Welcome to the Executive (Dys)Function Dept. — where the executive function exists. We just can’t always locate it. 😂

This isn’t your average NeuroSpicy sweatshirt. The collegiate-inspired “NEUROSPICY — Executive (Dys)Function Dept.” design is printed on a heavyweight, vintage-washed crewneck with distressed raw-edge details, a relaxed boxy fit, and a front patch pocket.

It has that already-broken-in, slightly rebellious campus sweatshirt vibe — perfect for ADHD, AuDHD, and neurodivergent adults who like their executive dysfunction humor with a side of genuinely good streetwear.

🌿 THE DETAILS
• Unisex loose, boxy fit
• Heavyweight 400 gsm / 11.8 oz fabric
• 100% cotton
• Vintage snow-washed finish
• Distressed and raw-edge detailing
• Drop-shoulder silhouette
• Functional front patch pocket
• Ribbed crew neckline and hem
• Long sleeves
• Available in sizes S–2XL
• Custom printed to order

✨ THE DESIGN
“NEUROSPICY” gets the classic collegiate treatment with “Executive (Dys)Function Dept.” underneath — because some of us apparently enrolled in that department for life.
The intentionally distressed construction and vintage wash mean this sweatshirt is designed to have a worn-in look. The raw edges, abrasion, and distressed details are features of the garment, not defects.

🎨AVAILABLE COLORS
• Washed Gray
• Black
• Khaki Green — **a light, warm neutral that appears closer to oatmeal/cream than a traditional green**

Because these are garment-washed pieces, slight variations in color and finish are part of the vintage look.

🧺 CARE
Machine wash at 30°C / 86°F on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low if needed, avoiding the printed area.

📏 SIZING
This is a relaxed, loose-fitting unisex sweatshirt with a boxy silhouette. Please check the size chart before ordering for the fit you prefer.

🌱 MADE JUST FOR YOU
Each sweatshirt is printed to order especially for you. Because colors can vary slightly between screens and finished products, the color you receive may differ slightly from what you see on your device.

Designed by NeuroSpicy Solutions Studio

Growing & Glowing 🌿

NeuroSpicy apparel and practical tools for brains that work differently.
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Welcome to the Executive (Dys)Function Dept. — where the executive function exists. We just can’t always locate it. 😂

This isn’t your average NeuroSpicy sweatshirt. The collegiate-inspired “NEUROSPICY — Executive (Dys)Function Dept.” design is printed on a heavyweight, vintage-washed crewneck with distressed raw-edge details, a relaxed boxy fit, and a front patch pocket.

It has that already-broken-in, slightly rebellious campus sweatshirt vibe — perfect for ADHD, AuDHD, and neurodivergent adults who like their executive dysfunction humor with a side of genuinely good streetwear.

🌿 THE DETAILS
• Unisex loose, boxy fit
• Heavyweight 400 gsm / 11.8 oz fabric
• 100% cotton
• Vintage snow-washed finish
• Distressed and raw-edge detailing
• Drop-shoulder silhouette
• Functional front patch pocket
• Ribbed crew neckline and hem
• Long sleeves
• Available in sizes S–2XL
• Custom printed to order

✨ THE DESIGN
“NEUROSPICY” gets the classic collegiate treatment with “Executive (Dys)Function Dept.” underneath — because some of us apparently enrolled in that department for life.
The intentionally distressed construction and vintage wash mean this sweatshirt is designed to have a worn-in look. The raw edges, abrasion, and distressed details are features of the garment, not defects.

🎨AVAILABLE COLORS
• Washed Gray
• Black
• Khaki Green — **a light, warm neutral that appears closer to oatmeal/cream than a traditional green**

Because these are garment-washed pieces, slight variations in color and finish are part of the vintage look.

🧺 CARE
Machine wash at 30°C / 86°F on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low if needed, avoiding the printed area.

📏 SIZING
This is a relaxed, loose-fitting unisex sweatshirt with a boxy silhouette. Please check the size chart before ordering for the fit you prefer.

🌱 MADE JUST FOR YOU
Each sweatshirt is printed to order especially for you. Because colors can vary slightly between screens and finished products, the color you receive may differ slightly from what you see on your device.

Designed by NeuroSpicy Solutions Studio

Growing & Glowing 🌿

NeuroSpicy apparel and practical tools for brains that work differently.