Executive (Dys)Function Dept Hoodie, ADHD Neurodivergent Hoodie, Funny Mental Health Sweatshirt, Collegiate NeuroSpicy Hoodie

NeuroSpicy Executive (Dys)Function Dept. Hoodie

A cozy, everyday hoodie for brains running approximately 47 tabs at once.

Designed with a vintage collegiate-inspired aesthetic, this hoodie features the phrase “Executive (Dys)Function Dept.” in a minimal sage green varsity-style design… paired with a subtle signature sparkle detail on the wrist in muted greens.

Equal parts relatable, understated, and quietly funny, this piece is designed for the people who understand exactly what executive dysfunction feels like—without needing to turn it into loud novelty merch.

Soft, warm, and intentionally low-overwhelm, it’s made for real life… especially the kind of days where focus, motivation, and energy levels refuse to cooperate.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• Soft fleece feel for everyday comfort
• Collegiate-inspired design with subtle neurodivergent humor
• Minimal aesthetic that still feels expressive
• Signature wrist detail adds a soft, intentional touch
• Designed to feel calm—not loud or overstimulating

Designed For

• Neurodivergent individuals
• ADHD / AuDHD adults
• Executive function strugglers 😅
• Anyone who wants something relatable without screaming about it

🎨 Available Colors

• Black
• Forest Green
• Dark Heather
• Graphite Heather
• Military Green (muted sage-like tone)
• Sport Grey
• Sand
• Ash

👕 Product Details

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

📦 Made to Order

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction… thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

📦 Shipping & Production

• Made to order
• Processing time: a few business days before shipping
• Delivery times vary based on location

⚠️ Important Information

• This is a physical product that will be shipped to you
• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings
• White variants may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

🌍 Compliance & Safety

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• Meets formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates level requirements

Traceability:

Knitting — Honduras, Bangladesh
Dyeing — Honduras, Bangladesh
Manufacturing — Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador

• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.

For product safety inquiries:
gpsr@sindenventures.com

Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus

About the Brand

NeuroSpicy Solutions Studio creates tools and products designed to support neurodivergent individuals in work and everyday life… with a focus on clarity, function, and low-overwhelm design.

Developed by a Certified Rehabilitation Counselor (CRC) with 20+ years of experience.